Tuesday, June 18, 2013     Volume: 27, Issue: 46
Signup
Featured Slideshow

Slideshow

Panga Boat Bust 9/6

Weekly Poll
What should San Luis Obispo do with John Ryan Mason now that he's been reinstated?

Continue to give him a break, everyone almost kills somebody once in a while.
Assign him to Dalmatian pooper-scooper duty.
Stay the reinstatement course, but end Charlie Hines' carte blanche with picking favorites.
Let Dan Carpenter duke it out with him in a winner-take-all bare-knuckle brawl.

Vote! | Poll Results

RSS Feeds

Latest News RSS
Current Issue RSS

Special Features
Delicious
Search or post SLO County food and wine establishments

The pursuit of happyness

Cover Story

The pursuit of happyness

BY MATT FOUNTAIN AND RHYS HEYDEN

EDITOR’S NOTE The following is Juan Cervantes’ story, much of it translated into English from interviews with New Times reporters. There are parts we can not possibly verify. Take it for what is, and remember to give your dad a hug this Father’s Day.  Juan Cervantes is the kind of guy who refuses to let any obstacle deter him. The kind of guy who can weather... [ Read More ]

Top 5 Articles

Cover Story: The pursuit of happyness
News: Southern California Edison sings sad SONGS
News: Outrage follows reinstatement of bar-brawling firefighter
News: Steve Moss lives on
Art: Double exposure
 
At New Times, we believe that homelessness is not a problem that can be attacked with money or plans. When we think of homelessness, we don't think of statistics; we think of people. We think of people who've had problems in their lives, and they all have a story to tell... Learn More
 

News

Outrage follows reinstatement of bar-brawling firefighter

BY MATT FOUNTAIN

In a move that shocked many locals, the city of San Luis Obispo has reinstated a firefighter who remains in legal hot water. John Ryan Mason, a 10-year veteran of the fi...

Council stays mum on replacing McKinney

BY RHYS HEYDEN

Though there’s a clear front-runner, no official word came down at the June 11 Atascadero City Council meeting on the city’s choice to replace departing city manager...

Southern California Edison sings sad SONGS

BY MATT FOUNTAIN

Another U.S. nuclear power plant has gone offline for good. This time, it’s Diablo Canyon’s sister to the south, Southern California Edison’s embattled San Onofre ...

Dems strike a conservative budget deal

BY PATRICK M. KLEMZ

A Democratic supermajority and budget surplus—at least relative to recent years of aggressive cuts—allowed Gov. Jerry Brown and legislative leaders to barter a deal ...

Lucia Mar re-funds some cut programs

BY CAMILLIA LANHAM

In addition to the programs and positions the Lucia Mar Unified School District Board of Trustees voted to restore in May, all district employees will receive a two perc...

Steve Moss lives on

BY RYAN MILLER

New Times founder Steve Moss had a way with words. He had a way with people. But he especially had a way with people who had a way with words. After his death in 2005, ...

Nipomo pipeline survives injunction attempt

BY PATRICK M. KLEMZ

A $17.5 million project to connect the Nipomo Mesa to an outside water supply withstood a recent legal challenge by a citizens’ group. On June 5, Judge Martin Tangeman d...

Rolling blacktop

BY PATRICK M. KLEMZ

You don’t have to be a circus performer or cartoon bear to ride a unicycle. In fact, quite a few people play polo or hockey on unicycles. An even more select fe...

The grand scheme of things

It’s been more than five years since the state’s proposal to buy 584 acres of county-owned dunes land for recreational vehicle use crossed county planners’ desks, ...

Cougars & Mustangs

BY CHRIS WHITE-SANBORN

The weekend after this column comes out, June 15 and 16, will find people walking across the stage—people I care for and have grown accustomed to seeing, who I might ne...

Commentary

The main thing

BY PATRICK M. KLEMZ

A slab of concrete near my house in San Luis Obispo contains the following nugget of Stengelese wisdom: The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing. This mes...

Letters

I extend this invitation

Michael Larrea

Yo Shred, my mother is a “grandma who watches Fox news” (“I told you so,” June 6). Why don’t you and I meet up for a beer at Firestone, or a bar of your choosi...

Religious experience can benefit everybody

Gary Wechter

The Lord’s Prayer: Our Father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily b...

Shredder

Wade in the fairway

THE SHREDDER

It’s officially official. It is with great sadness, glee, melancholy, and a little more glee that I inform you that this esteemed column is about to lose one of its lo...

Street Talk

What is the corniest joke your dad has told?

Danielle Mullery Amber Domako Amanda Woodle Ben Maertens

Strokes and Plugs

Willy Wonka meets corn

BY ALICIA CANALES

Tricia Harbour and her family left her gourmet popcorn shop, SLO Pop, and headed to their stations during a recent Thursday Farmer’s Market in downtown SLO. Tricia ...

Arts

Double exposure

BY ANNA WELTNER

The human body has always had the ability to repulse and excite. Perhaps in equal measure. Perhaps even at the same time. And as long as humans have existed, it seems, w...

Noble beasts

BY ANNA WELTNER

A description of Eugene O’Neill’s The Hairy Ape reads, “A Comedy of Ancient and Modern Life in Eight Scenes.” A comedy, I wonder, for whom? Certainly, the...

Hang on to your whiskey

BY MAEVA CONSIDINE

It’s a foggy and dreary day in Avila Beach when I pull my car around to the golf course on Sunday, June 9, for the first-ever Blarney at the Beach—a food, music, and...

SLOLT announces its new season

BY ANNA WELTNER

The theater has long been a place to pose life’s biggest questions, such as, why do fools fall in love? At least, that’s the central question of the kickoff show of...

Music

Be a day tripper!

BY GLEN STARKEY

Full festival camping passes for the 25th Annual Live Oak Music Festival set for Friday through Sunday, June 14 to 16, at Camp Live Oak off Hwy. 154 near Santa Barbara (...

Film

Truth out!

Actress (and now writer-director) Sarah Polley helms this personal story about the discovery that she isn’t the daughter of actor Mark Polley, and that in fact her mot...

Cuisine

The SLO wine experience

BY KATHY MARCKS HARDESTY

With the announcement of yet another winemakers’ dinner, you may be thinking it’s the same old thing; sometimes I do, too, but I discovered this time that I h...

Hot Dates

The hills are alive

If you have a pulse and have been alive sometime in the last 60 years, you’ve probably heard about a little musical production that’s become … kind of popular. I...

Wild and free

My mother used to lament that I was an untamable child. From the moment I woke up to the moment I went to bed, I would be exploring the boundaries of the poor woman’s ...

So this bicycle rides into a banjo …

I’ve always maintained that wine glasses are too gentrified and thereby spoil the wine guzzling experience. Thank goodness someone created the “Roll Out the Barrels ...