Danielle Mullery
student
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Ralph.”
“Ralph who?”
“Ralph, it’s your puppy.”
Amber Domako
student
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Banana.”
“Banana who?”
“Banana you!”
Amanda Woodle
student
“A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘We have a drink named for you.’ And the grasshopper says, ‘Really? You have a drink named Steve?’”
Ben Maertens
student
PHOTO REMOVED AT INTERVIEWEE’S REQUEST.
“Whenever we take road trips and we see roadkill, like a cat, he says, ‘Aw, look at the sleeping kitty.’”
This article appears in Jun 13-20, 2013.