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The July 23 New Times article “Porn hack targets local store” was interesting reading and brought an idea to mind. In the entrepreneurial spirit that helped make this country great, Kmart, as a Target competitor, may wish to consider pumping porn audio tracks into its stores. Kmart could then offer “Red Light Specials” as well as the longer established “Blue Light” ones. Assuredly, the “Attention Kmart shoppers” announcements would draw immediate response from store patrons. I see a lot of possibilities here: Guest porn stars conducting lip-sync contests? What a concept.
-- Ray Sandowski - Arroyo Grande
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