Dillon De La Torre
store associate at Kwirkworld
“Statler and Waldorf [the elderly hecklers from The Muppet Show] because I’m cynical and sarcastic in the morning.”
Nicole Crow
barista at Linnaea’s Café
“Elmo because we are both cute and cuddly.”
Melanie Thomas
store manager at Abercrombie & Fitch
“Fozzie Bear because I like to think that I’m funny, but I’m probably not, as my assistant managers will tell you.”
Paul Kwong
owner of Mee Heng Low restaurant
“Oscar the Grouch. Definitely not Kermit or Big Bird.”
This article appears in Nov 22-29, 2012.