Portia Johnson
housewife
“Definitely cheating. It’s morally wrong, and if you’re going to do it, you might as well be single.”
Robert Davidson
bookstore clerk
“If they smoked and couldn’t quit.”
Joey Nau
phlebotomist
“Lying and bad taste.”
Richard Reichman
Petco employee
“It’s kind of a turn off if she doesn’t shave her armpits and stuff. General cleanliness is a must.”
This article appears in Sep 22-29, 2011.