Andy Finn
painter
“I think it was just the jellyfish acting up, because warm water temperature creates enough plankton, and enough food has made the jellyfish healthier.”
Rebecca Dowless
route driver
“I feel confident enough in saying that the jellyfish attack was not terrorist-related.”
Rob Wilkie
mechanic
“I’d say that this is a random incident of jellyfish rebellion, because I’ve seen it happen around here before.”
Josh Feldman
sales clerk
“I’d say that this is evidence of nature hating nuclear power just as much as terrorists do.”
This article appears in Oct 30 – Nov 5, 2008.
