Hey, John Donegan, congratulations!

Boy, golly! You kind-hearted, Jesus-loving, gun-toting Christian Republicans sure put us pinko commie, hippy, tree hugging, liberal, whining, complaining Democrats in our place! Ya buddy!

I, for one, have seen the light since the election, and I have to apologize for ever doubting and disagreeing with your wise and enlightening words of vision and truth. All the intelligent and educated people of this country have proved you right by electing a kind, warm, loving, honest, educated, caring, fair-minded, good father and husband as our trusted leader.

It’s a beautiful world a-coming, Johnny boy! Jump on board the train of glory and buckle up for the ride. Don’t forget to wear your MAGA hat with pride (as in manly, not gay).

Craig Nuttycombe

SLO

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  1. Hey Craig,
    Thanks for your words of wisdom! I was just like you 3 weeks ago, a misguided Dem who needed educating. I was someone who had been duped by the Fake Media into believing that half the Country had been conned by a con man, that the con man had actually committed several career-ending criminal offenses, that he had taken an authoritative anti-democratic stance, and that he’d dodged the “long arm of the law” for about 50 years. But I was wrong and now have seen the light, as it appears you have as well. I sure hope there’s still room on that train of glory. Wouldn’t want to miss out on witnessing the deportation of all of those undocumented aliens that have been picking our fruits & veggies in 100 degree temps, building our houses, cleaning our homes, landscaping our yards, and working in horrific conditions such as slaughterhouses and never ever complaining about it. You’ve sure set me straight and i appreciate it!!!

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