Iām embarrassed to say that up until a few weeks ago, Iād never been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, even though itās just a 2 1/2 hour jaunt to the north. Iād heard the rave reviews from people gushing about how cute the sea otters are (that exhibit was closed on my visit, so I still donāt know) or how amazing and trippy the jellyfish tanks are (too true!), but like a New Yorker, my Empire State Building would always be there, so I was in no rush ride to the top and see the view.
Dumb! Now that Iāve been once, Iām ready to return.
If youāve been meaning to but have never gone, quit waiting and plan a trip to this amazing place. If youāve got kids who have never been, itās even more urgent! Theyāll never forget this experience.

The two main tanks are two stories tall, and youāll get a view of these incredibly realistic, natural habitats as only a SCUBA diver gets. Enter a kelp forest and watch leopard sharks glide silently in from of you, or go to the open sea tank and watch the oceanās fighter jetsāblue fin tunaārace by with their silver skins reflecting light filtering down from above. A hammerhead shares space with gentle sunfish. A sea turtle heads for the surface as stingrays glide along the sandy floor.
As wild as the big tanks are, I loved the little ones filled with such strange creatures as leafy sea dragons or strange anemones. Or the tangled mess of a dozen jellyfish, so beautiful yet deadly.
There are also plenty of tanks where youāre invited to reach in and touch (gentle, please!) the sea life, or interactive displays where kids can crawl in and explore.
Itās easy to spend the whole day there and never see it all, but be warned: Itās not cheap. Adult day passes cost almost $35, and kids younger than 12 will set you back about $22. Also, unless you want to pay through the nose, pack a lunch. Not only is the aquarium cafĆ© expensive, so are all the restaurants in the Cannery Row area. Also, plan to spend about $15 on parking.
But finally, itās a fish tank that doesnāt seem depressing and claustrophobic!
Glen Starkey takes a beating and keeps on bleating. Keep up with him via twitter at twitter.com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook.com/glenstarkey or myspace.com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.
This article appears in Nov 8-15, 2012.




