What to say about the right Reverend Horton Heat? His publicist has called the good reverend the ābiggest, baddest, grittiest, greasiest, greatest rocker that ever piled his hair up and pounded the drinks down.ā Thatās a start! Perhaps the greatest psychobilly artist of all time (or at least right up there with the Cramps), heās built a reputation as a stellar showman: hilarious, irreverent, and wholly manic.

What you get at a Rev. Horton Heat show is a heapin, helpinā of unhealthy odes to excess, or, as his press materials claim, āgonzo celebrations of sex, drugs, booze, and cars.ā
Hereās a bit of āEat Steakā: Eat steak, eat steak, eat a big olā steer. Eat steak, eat steak, do we have one, dear? Eat beef, eat beef, itās a mighty good food. Itās a grade-A meal when Iām in the mood.
Or his love song to his car āBig Red Rocket of Loveā: Horny little baby in my back seat. Pull my velveteen curtain with pleats. Pick a little spot were no one will be. Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-make love to me.
Or how about his simple declaration āBaby Iām Drunkā: You donāt have to remind me, I smell like a skunk. Excuse me baby but (hiccup) Iām drunk.
All this might be making you wonder how he got his moniker.
āWell, there used to be this guy who ran this place in Deep Ellum, Texas who used to call me Hortonāmy last name is Heath,ā explained the Rev. āAnyway, this guy hired me and right before the show he goes, āYour stage name should be Reverend Horton Heat! Your music is like gospelā … and I thought it was pretty ridiculous. So Iām up there playing and after the first few songs, people are saying, āYeah, Reverend!ā Whatās really funny is that this guy gave up the bar business, and actually became a preacher! Now he comes to our shows and says, āJim, you really should drop this whole reverend thing.āā
Having since embraced his gifted persona, donāt be surprised if he falls into a mock sermon in the style of a roadside tent revivalist preacher.
See the Reverend Horton Heat on Wednesday, July 11 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 presale or $23 at the door), at SLO Brew, with Goddamn Gallows opening.
Hailing from the heart of Americaās Rust Belt, the Goddamn Gallows drifted across the states and landed in Portland, where they developed their sound, and later moved to Los Angeles, āwhere they lived in abandoned buildings, squatter camps, storage units, and shoebox apartments,ā according to press materials.
Theyāve described their sound as ātwanged-out, punk rock gutterbilly,ā picking up stray musicians along the way, adding washboard, accordion, mandolin, and banjo, eventually creating their current sound referred to as āhobocore,ā āgypsy-punk,ā or āAmericana-punk.ā
And while weāre on the subject of SLO Brew, the clubās other show for the week is Valient Thorr on Sunday, July 8 (8 p.m.; all ages; $12 presale or $13 at the door).
The band landed on Earth in 2008, and according to their bio, āPlanet Earth in the year 2008 must look like a pretty strange, messed-up place to an outsider. From election-year sensationalism, global warming hysteria, and widespread warfare to reality show overload and the latest celebrity meltdowns caught on film, it may seem to some that The End is imminent. But thereās hope for the human race. Just ask the extraterrestrial members of Valient Thorr, the rockānāroll saviors from Venus who crossed the solar system to warn Earthlings about the error of our ways, delivering a message of redemption wrapped in rockānāroll, with pounding drums and shredding guitar licks. The grizzled time-space travelers may look like a chapter of the Hellās Angels, but thereās much more to this band than meets the eye. Their combination of heavy rockānāroll and thought-provoking lyrics gives their legions of fansādubbed the āThorriorsāāfood for thought through their staggeringly productive output.ā

According to vocalist Valient himself, āOur live show is where itās at. No one can deny that. We play all over the world, with kids singinā our songs, and they donāt even speak English! It makes you realize how small the Earth has become through the Internet. I might be from another planet, but I know the language Earthlings speak, and itās definitely rockānāroll. Weāre just getting started. I got some last words, but I hope I donāt have to say āem for a good long while.ā
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Soul sounds
A 2-year-old lad named Bentley Wilson needs life-saving surgery, so The Strata-Tones to the rescue! On Friday, July 6, from 7 to 10 p.m., the Z Club is host to a fundraising concert by SLO Countyās hottest R&B act, the Strata-Tones, who just released their debut album, Dressed Up to Fess Up.
If you like authentic, down-and-dirty, vintage-sounding R&B, youāre going to dig the incomparably polished sound of this sextet featuring guitarist Bruce Krupnik (whoās opened for everyone from Tommy Castro to the Cadillac Zack Blues Review), drummer Rick Pittman (whoās played with B. B. King, Tower of Power, Wilson Pickett, Etta James, and many more), vocalist Valerie Johnson (who toured with Big Brother & the Holding Company to sing songs made famous by Janis Joplin), harmonica sensation Kevin McCracken, keyboardist and Hammond organ player Ken Burton, and bassist Wil Anderson.
The band plays some classics, but thereās plenty of originals featuring music by Krupnik and lyrics by McCracken and Johnson, songs that fit seamlessly into the R&B tradition, with wholly engaging lyrics, like this little sample from āBebop Babyā: You know how all those girls thinkinā theyāre so out of sight? Pushed up, low-cut, looking tight. Out on the town, tryinā to make some time. We know itās all right baby, aināt no crime.
The album is getting airplay on blues radio stations around the world, and the kudos have come fast and furious. Sheryl and Don Crow of the Nashville Blues Society gushed, āThe Strata-Tones have taken traditional blues and given it a contemporary twist. With a powerhouse vocalist and an irresistible backbeat that canāt be denied, enjoy Dressed Up To Fess Up tonight, and be sure to bring your dancinā shoes!ā
See this band live, and bring some extra money for a 50/50 raffle, with proceeds going to the Wilson family. A $10 donation is requested at the door.
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Happy Birthday, America!
Youāve seen the fireworks, youāve eaten the hotdogs, so now itās time to celebrate one of the most important things about our beloved country: its music!
On Friday, July 7, The Old-Time Fiddle and Banjo Show will play bluegrass, country, and acoustic Americana music at Haven Wine
Bistro starting at 7 p.m. on their outdoor patio ($5).
The Old-Time Fiddle and Banjo Show is, as their bio suggests, āa loose confederation of well-known pickers and sawyers from several Central Coast bands that come together to play local events. Rotating members include Amber Cross (guitar), Gary Arcemont (fiddle/banjo), Jerry James (banjo/bass), and Stuart Mason (mandola/guitar). They have many years of music experience among them, as members of Yo Pitzy Jug Band, Mollyās Revenge, Little Black Train, Rattlesnake Creek, Foggy Bay String Band, and others. They call it old-time music but the repertoire spans Appalachian fiddle tunes, early bluegrass, country blues, and even Irish tunes [Close enough to America!], all of it sung in old-school style around a single microphone. Spine-tingling harmonies, sing-alongs, and a traditional minstrel variety show are regular features of the Old-Time Fiddle and Banjo Show.ā
Sniff! Thank you, America! Youāre awesome!
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More music ā¦
āAntique popā artists Victor & Penny return to the area on Thursday, July 5, with an 8 p.m. show at Linnaeaās CafĆ©. Their soundāfeaturing ukulele and guitarāsounds like the music of the ā20s and ā30s with a modern twist. The charming and charismatic performers created unique arrangements of modern tunes as well as clever original songs. The duo is Jeff Freling of the Chicago Blue Man Group who attended Berklee School of Music and Erin McGrane of the cabaret group Alacartoona and George Clooneyās film Up In The Air. Donāt miss them!
Washington D.C./NYC act Olivia Mancini & The Mates will bring their oldies-flavored pop music to Kreuzberg on Saturday, July 7. I listened online to their new single āBird in Hand,ā and true to their publicist Christine J. Carsonās word, Mancini sounds familiarāāthink Joan Jett meets Tom Petty meets the Everly Brothers!ā Iād also throw a little Patsy Cline in there. Featuring Mancini (formerly of the group Washington Social Club) on vocals and guitar, Sammy Ponzar on drums, and Kristin Forbes on bass, the trio just finished their fourth release, a 7-inch single produced by Roger Greenawalt (Ben Kweller, The Pierces).
According to Edenās Bliss, theyāve āreached an organic medium between such influential bands as Red Hot Chili Peppers and Incubus, and bands like The Strokes and Coldplay.ā On Saturday, July 7, at 8 p.m., in Linnaeaās CafĆ©, āWe will be performing stripped down unplugged versions of songs off the EP Never Odd or Even, as well as a unique selection of covers by bands such as Young the Giant, The Boxer Rebellion, The Mayfield Four, and Walk the Moon,ā said front man Brandon Hafetz. These guys could be heading for big things, so check them out in this intimate concert.
If you miss the Good Old Days, look no further than Counterpoint, which will perform well-loved songs from the 1930s to the 1980s by artists such as Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, James Taylor, Christopher Cross, Ambrosia, Doobie Brothers, Roberta Flack, and others on Saturday, July 7, from 8 to 10 p.m. at DāAnbino Vineyards & Cellars ($10 admission; $5 for record club).
Steve Keyās Songwriters at Play showcases feature a couple terrific performers this week. Headlining the Sunday, July 8, show at Sculpterra (1 p.m.; all ages; pass the hat) is fast-picking Justin Farren, whoās been called a āstoryteller with an impeccable voice, a guitar, and a head full of funny, tender, and engaging observation.ā Then on Tuesday, July 10, at Kreuzberg, NYCās lip-trombonist Lipbone Redding returns (6:30 p.m.; all ages; pass the hat). For the past 15 years, heās traveled the world with his guitar, delivering soulful singing, raucous humor, beat-boxing, and his patented astonishingly realistic lip-tromboning. Spanky Baldwin, Gary Garrett, and Alex Nishi are also billed at this show.
San Antonio-based reggae act Sol Tribe is launching its debut tour westward this summer and will be playing at the Frog and Peach on both Sunday, July 8, and Wednesday, July 11. If you like SOJA, Rebelution, The Green Children, Pacific Dub, Tribal Seeds, these guys are right up your alley. ā
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This article appears in Jul 5-12, 2012.

