David Martines still isnāt sure what he found on Mars last May. It caught his attention because it was white and angular, a contrast to the rest of the planetās dusty, rust-colored surface. A San Luis Obispo native who works in real estate, Martines often used Google Earth for work, but one evening, he wandered off the grid to the programās Mars Explorer. The white, cylindrical anomaly happened to have been the first thing he zoomed in on. Based on Googleās latitude and longitude measurements, Martines estimated the thing to be about 700 feet long and 150 feet wide. The more he looked at the anomalyālocated at 71 49ā19.73āN 29 33ā06.53āWāthe more he knew what it resembled.
āI didnāt see anything else like it, and the more I thought about it, it just looked like a space station,ā Martines said. āI actually took a few still shots of it and sent it to NASA, and said, āHey, whatās this?ā Thinking that theyāre going to get back to me!ā
He laughed good naturedly.
āThey didnāt get back to me.ā

Curious to know what others thought of the anomaly, Martines decided to make a short video to post to his YouTube channel (YouTube.com/TheCalifornian). Itās just a modest 2 1/2-minute clip of Martinesā computer screen, as he slowly zooms on the white speck, narrating with his calm, even voice.
āIām calling it Bio Station Alpha, because Iām assuming someone is living in it, or has lived in it,ā Martines says in the clip. At the end, he invites viewers to share their thoughts.
And share they did.
It was a spaceship, a satellite, a rock, a clump of ice, a government conspiracy. The clip quickly went viral. Sci-fi bloggers, annoyed skeptics, and conspiracy theorists weighed in. Within days, the British tabloid The Sun had broken the story of the āGoogle geekā and āarmchair astronautā who had discovered a possible space station on the red planet. (Wheelchair astronaut would have been more accurate, though it would have broken the alliterative pattern.) Not to be outdone, Britainās Daily Mail picked up the story as well. At the time, the clip had pulled in 200,000 views.
Then, the story made it back over to the United States. For comment, MSNBCās āLifeās Little Mysteriesā turned to Alfred McEwen, a planetary geologist at the University of Arizonaās Lunar and Planetary Lab, director of the Planetary Imaging Research Laboratory, and principal investigator of the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE), a powerful telescope in orbit around Mars.
McEwen explained the anomaly was a glitch in the image caused by the interference of cosmic energy with the satellite camera.
āWith space images that are taken outside our magnetosphere, such as those taken by orbiting telescopes, itās very common to see these cosmic ray hits,ā McEwen told MSNBC. āYou see them on optical images and a lot of the infrared images, too.ā
Despite (or because of) this, the videoās hits ticked away. On Fox, Dr. Michio Kakuātheoretical physicist, author, and physics professor at the City University of New Yorkāwas called upon to explain the fuzzy white shape.
āEvery scientistās dream is to find a spaceship on Mars,ā Kaku conceded. āHowever, the truth is more mundane.ā
His thoughts echoed those of McEwenās: āProbably itās a cosmic ray track that went through the camera, and digital software then magnified the pixels that are aligned in a streak.ā
Right around this time, Martines said, as the number of hits passed 2 million, the number of embeds at approximately 85,000, something highly unfortunate occurred: He deleted the video.
It happened at around 2 a.m. Martines was tinkering with his YouTube account and accidentally removed the clip.
āIsnāt that funny?ā he remembers thinking. āI was actually pretty distraught over that. I donāt care now.ā
Though he immediately reposted it, the video disappeared permanently from the 85,000 places it had been embedded, leading to a YouTube conspiracy storm of another sort, he said.

Martinesās Internet following raged. YouTube had censored the video. Shame! No, NASA had shut down the video to cover its tracks! No, it was the United States government!
āI was doing my disaster recovery efforts,ā Martines said. āThey said the government took it down and all of
this. I needed to contact a few people and set them straight and say, āNo, I screwed up.āā
By July, the media buzz had largely fizzled. But on the Internet, the thing is still news. People continue to discover it and postulate their own theories and opinions, some eloquently, some in outraged capital letters.
āI think itās more likely to be a research base or something NASA built and just didnāt list on the olā government receipts,ā writes one steadfast believer.
āI donāt blame you for being excited about finding something that clearly looks artificial, but on the other hand, your eagerness to label it as an intelligent construction is more than a bit childish,ā sniffs a skeptic.
The re-posted clip still averages 500 new views per day. Though Martines admitted heās rather tired of it by now, his growing viewership wonāt let the possibility of a space station on Mars die.
āItās kind of out of control for me. I donāt pay that much attention to it,ā he shrugs. āI go in and I read the comments and stuff, but Iām not really that into it. Itās been taken over, pretty much.ā
Martinesā clip urged the curious to scope out the anomalyās coordinates for themselves. But in a funny new development, recent visits back to 71 49ā19.73āN 29 33ā06.53āW have turned up nothing but red dirt. The infamous Bio Station is gone.
āMaybe it flew it away,ā he said, looking unconvincedāor maybe just over it.Ā
Arts Editor Anna Weltner can be reached at aweltner@newtimesslo.com.
This article appears in Oct 13-20, 2011.

