So there is another “women’s march” happening in SLO. Hey, I love women! I asked my wife what it is all about. She said there is no real message except they hate Trump.
Well, my idea instead of a march is to make it a parade! We have Cal Poly, which has won several awards for their floats. Yes, right here in our hometown! After viewing recent marches, including those back in Washington, D.C., where women were wearing hats that represent a woman’s body part, it seems like Cal Poly could build a huge vagina float. We could have Madonna, Rosie O’Donnell, and even Babby Cakes (Barbra Streisand) riding on it.
Then, instead of a march, everyone could call it a parade. I mean who doesn’t love a parade? We have them for the Fourth of July, New Year’s, Thanksgiving, etc. You all do know that Reader’s Digest named SLO one of the four happiest cities on earth. Yes, San Luis Obispo was named with Monterrey, Mexico; Århus, Denmark; and Singapore! Now that is something to celebrate. Not to mention Oprah Winfrey’s shout-out about our hometown.
SLO Chamber of Commerce, are you listening? I bet you could even get Diamond Adult World to sponsor it.
Billy Welles
Morro Bay
This article appears in Health and Beauty 2019.
This letter is unbelievably condescending and trivializing. Surprised he didn’t suggest that paraders wear bathing suits! I’m hopeful he is just trying to be provoking, and isn’t actually as clueless as this letter suggests.
Linda Baker
Atascadero
C’mon Linda now don’t be one of those man-haters. Come to mention we do love bathing suits. That’s a great idea!
Billy, if you cant beat em, join em! Why dont you and like-thinking men(?) hold your own march wearing penis hats, otherwise known as white hoods.
I agree with Billy lets get even more ridiculous than everyone has already gotten. So you dont like the President heres a reality check for you TOUGH SHIT!!!! There have been a number of Presidents I didnt like and Im sure a lot of others didnt like them either. Thats life a whole lot happens we all dont like. Since Donald Trump has been elected Ive watched the masses in this country act like a bunch of Whitney friggin idiots. Protests womens marches . Oh no we cant have a bunch of women pissed off at POTUS , we know what happens then NOBODY gets to be happy !!!! Im a Trump supporter and he does things I dont agree with either but hey so what. Its a big job being President one most people couldnt begin to handle. I was taught that you show a modicum if respect to the office no matter who is Commander
in Chief . I know thats respectful and common sense that doesnt work anymore. Have your march parade or whatever the hell else it takes to make you all feel better. I would hate to see how any of the snivelers would handle executing the job of the President. Feel free to hate me as much as possible for voicing my opinion I simply couldnt care less. Have another Prozac and create a sob circle. Lol
Oh by the way great idea Billy everybody loves a parade
Billy, you’re a genius! With any luck we can get Donna, Rosie or Babs to donate an impression of one of their humongous kooches to use to make a mold for the super duper parade float vaj!
We can probably get old Billy ‘them bitches are so stupid they like me better than The Don even though I’m an even bigger womanizing asshole than he could ever be’ Clinton to ride along. He’s a genuine American Treasure. And, with any luck, his haggard old lady will show up to remind us why he went rogue in the first place. But I digress.
So, back to this parade thing, are you going to send the invite to Pelosi, or shall I? If you call her, be sure to tell her she is FOURTH CHOICE for parade float snatch model, it’ll make her millennium.
I do LOVE a snatch parade. White power!
All you libtards out there: don’t get you’re panties all on a wad – “white power” was a quote from the great, GREAT Dave Chappelle and is referred to as a ‘joke’ – look it up, you may learn something.
Oh, never mind, I’ll make it easy for you:
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line.
Sleep tight, bitches!
I just want to say this one thing , I respect all vaginas. If I told you you had a nice vagina would you hold it against me. Lol
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