Why did the chicken cross the road?
To express its solidarity with the courageous struggle of indigenous worker fowl against exploitation by the corporate farmer class, to demand an inclusive barnyard, and to fight growing chickenfeed inequality.
When woke folk make a joke, the results are seldom funny.
Many of you may have read of the brouhaha over the Netflix special of comedian Dave Chappelle, The Closer. Chappelle’s routines are notorious for jokes that insult and mock nearly every group, including whites, women, gays, Jews, and Asians. His usual material largely revolves around biting comments on race and identity, and Bloomberg has glowingly described him as “a leading voice on race.”
In his routine, he focused on the transgendered, proclaiming that “gender is a fact,” engaged in some raunchy comments on transgender genitalia, and mocked those with “hurt feelings.” From the resulting outcry, it seems he has finally found a group that one dare not make fun of. Many of the attacks have come from those who had previously counted themselves as fans, at least when he wasn’t targeting a group that they cared about.
GLAAD, the LGBT advocacy group, has denounced him for “harming” and “endangering” transgenders, and poet Saeed Jones has pronounced it a “betrayal.” Others have criticized him for failing to “support” and “build up” the transgender community, apparently confusing the role of comic with social cheerleader. Netflix is under assault, and the always thoughtful Twittersphere has erupted.
One commenter improbably charged Chappelle with “white privilege,” perhaps being a little unclear on the concept, while one of his defenders accused the LGBT community of “white privilege” for criticizing a Black comedian. Sort of a leftist “food fight” flinging movement jargon. It is great fun to watch this internecine liberal brawl, as it casts doubt on just how cohesive the left’s “intersectional” alliance really is. It seems that once they get past their shared foundational principle that “straight white males are bad,” things really start to fall apart.
Let’s step back for a moment and take a breath. This is comedy. Comedy is supposed to challenge and shock the audience. It is expected to explore the forbidden. Boomers recall comedians like Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, and Eddie Murphy whose shticks revolved around offending traditional sensibilities. You liberals will have to accept the fact that your dogma has become “the establishment view,” against which dissidents and comedians must rail. Name me a truly funny partisan figure, other than, perhaps, the amusing gaffes of a confused President Biden and the frantic struggles of his press people to explain what he really meant?
And let’s get real. This brave, new genderless world, in which our language and scientific nomenclature have been hijacked to reflect newly discovered “truths,” really offers a lot of comedic opportunity. For example, the deadpan news report of a disturbance in a LA women’s spa resulting when one woman displayed her penis to the other women, or the lawsuit against a hospital resulting from a “man being denied a hysterectomy,” well, the joke writes itself. When politically mandated semantics conflict with readily observed reality, you know that hilarity is sure to ensue.
We can now even find comedic material in our medical schools, such as the school which has directed instructors to avoid “gendered” references, like “mother,” and to instead use the term “birthing parent.” “Happy Birthing Parent Day, mom, errr, rather, person who birthed me … .” It is always fun to mock painfully stilted language.
The outrage over Chappelle’s show, and the whole “cancel” thing, seems to reflect a difference in generational attitudes. We now have many people who seem to believe that they have a veto over any expression that they disagree with. Perhaps it’s from being allowed to shut down any discussion by saying it “makes you feel unsafe.” Chappelle has certainly said plenty to insult and offend people like me, but we have somehow survived.
When you humorless liberal scolds find yourselves fighting bitterly against popular comedians, perhaps it is time for you to recognize that you have lost the cancel culture war. While the critics dutifully panned his special, fearful of being canceled themselves for praising anything which is Officially Off-Limits, the viewers have been much more receptive and have given it a 96 percent approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Other entertainers, like Bill Maher, have been successful in speaking out against cancel culture, and the tide is turning. Netflix has made a lot of money off of Chappelle and is unlikely to let the indignant sputtering of a few people with the media megaphone deter them. Outrage on Twitter and social media has a lifespan of around a nanosecond and is as consequential as a gnat fart during a tornado.
Comedy will always be subversive and will not bend to political diktats. Δ
John Donegan is a retired attorney and aspiring comedian in Pismo Beach who identifies as being young, good looking, and really, really funny. Send a response for publication to letters@newtimesslo.com.
This article appears in Volunteers 2022.


John, cancel culture is a term you and your peers completely made up, and you came here to tell everyone that it isn’t working? Have you considered that it just doesn’t exist and criticism isn’t “cancel culture”?
“Chappelle has certainly said plenty to insult and offend people like me, but we have somehow survived.”
Jesus, dude. Have you considered that that’s maybe the entire point? That it’s just not funny to do comedy about a group of people who are murdered at in incredibly high rates?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiewareham/…
John, none of this criticism was levied at you, yet you’re upset about it. You’re the most sensitive one here.
@Neighborhood: Me sensitive? Nah, I’m just a bemused observer of the usual liberal hysterics over just about everything. The antics of the left are unintentionally far funnier than any of Chappelle’s material. Picture the Three Stooges with a multiplier of millions.
TL;DR: Old man complains about (other peoples) complaints, about jokes.
What Donegan doesn’t get–because he wouldn’t–is the widely accepted comedic maxim that you should “punch up,” not down. It’s more acceptable, for example, for the poor to make fun of the rich, because when the rich belittle the poor, it compounds the cruelty. Yes of COURSE Bruce, Carlin, Murphy, and Pryor went all in on offending sensibilities, but whose? Their humor taunted the comfortable, but not at the expense of the least of us (and yes, Eddie Murphy was called out when he included “gay jokes” as part of his shtick). This is what distinguishes decency from bullying, a practice exemplified and cheerlead by the Orange King. This phenomenon explains why there are a lot of “lawyer jokes,” John, but not nearly as many “maintenance worker” jokes: The joy of humor is to take a jab at those who are safe, those who have far more, and not at those whose very lives hang in the balance because of the constant taunts of ignorant bigots.
Banning books because they discuss race and sexuality – not hysterics.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/book-b…
Criticizing a comedian – liberal hysterics.
OK, John.
Yes it’s the “lefts” cancel culture BS
Remember the Dixie Chicks speaking out against Dubya’s war of choice? The left cancelled them?
Colin Kaepernick?
Jane Fonda?
Kathy Griffin?
French fries? Oh right, “freedom fries”
Trying to get rid of MLB’s anti trust exemption because they opposed voter restriction laws?
How about the GOP’s “Dear leader”
“Don’t buy GOODYEAR TIRES – They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS. Get better tires for far less!” Trump tweeted.
“If NFL fans refuse to go to games until players stop disrespecting our Flag & Country, you will see change take place fast. Fire or suspend!”
“When you do your Christmas shopping remember how disloyal @Macys was to the subject of illegal immigration. #BoycottMacys,”
“For all of those who want to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain, boycott @Macys. They are weak on border security & stopping illegal immigration.”
(AFTER THEY CUT HIS CLOTHING LINE THERE, LOL
February 2016: Trump says Fox News should fire Republican strategist and commentator Karl Rove for being insufficiently positive about his victory in the Nevada caucuses.
February 2016: Trump calls on the Wall Street Journal to fire its editorial board, which had criticized him, and its pollster, which showed results he didn’t like.
March 2016: Trump proposes a boycott of Megyn Kelly’s Fox News show, complaining that it is too negative toward him.
Cancel Culture is what right wingers call it when people are forced to be accountable for the things they say or do. It’s that simple. Just another fragile, white male snowflake.
Dennis: Ouch! You’ve made me feel unsafe, so I’m going to my “safe place”. Bring me some cocoa and a therapy puppy.
A passing essay Mr. Donegan. Well written, sticks to a main thesis. Plenty of concrete details and corresponding commentary. You get an A for process, but a C- for content.
I mean, what the hell is the point? Do you state a problem (other than Democrats bad, Republicans good)? No. Do you offer remedies for stated ills? No. Is your writing even remotely interesting to a broad audience? No.
These were the parameters established by Aristotle long ago for truly excellent writing..
However, I’m sure Jane Shaffer would love your essay, but for the rest of us, it is simply, “meh.”
Come on, bud, you can do better.
@Michael: While I appreciate her promised support, who is Jane Shaffer? Another obscure figure who has incurred the wrath of the Woketariat? And, while am plenty old, even I am not elderly enough to have had Aristotle as a writing coach.
My point is pretty obvious: The efforts by the left to bully the rest of us into participating in their humorously grotesque abuse of the English language in the service of their latest “big, new thing” are both funny and futile.
Your point is what it always is, I guess. You are the smart white man on the hill. The rest of us should simply defer to your intelligence.
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The writer and the commentators reveal their biases.
Need we take any of them seriously?
BTW: George Carlin made a lot of anti-governemnt jokes but he did not believe a single one, ever.
It is all about getting attention, nothing more, rbrt.