Mar 19-26, 2015

Mar 19-26, 2015 / Vol. 29 / No. 34

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Dan Carpenter announces bid for county supervisor

San Luis Obispo City Councilman Dan Carpenter has announced his intention to run for SLO County Supervisor District 3. The district, currently led by Supervisor Adam Hill, encompasses coastal areas of southern SLO County, including Avila Beach, Pismo Beach, and Edna Valley. “I’m announcing early as it will take a tremendous amount of hard work…

Fewer flights, larger planes coming to SLO County airport

Starting in a few weeks, travelers at the San Luis Obispo County Regional Airport will be noticing some changes for the better, and some for the worse. In a decision mirroring a nationwide trend, one of the airport’s two carriers—SkyWest Airlines (which operates in SLO as United Express)—has decided to switch from smaller turboprop planes…

Clark Center showcases San Francisco International Comedy Competition finalists

For nearly 40 years, the San Francisco International Comedy Competition has showcased some of the world’s most popular comedians. Robin Williams (miss you, man!), Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., and Ellen Degeneres have all participated and placed in this prestigious contest. You can check out highlights from the 2014 competition at the Clark Center in Arroyo…

SLO Library hosts writer of ‘A League of Their Own’ Kelly Candaele

In 1943, chewing gum mogul Philip K. Wrigley bankrolled a new venture, the first All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. Previous to this organization’s founding, women were not allowed to play professional baseball. Apparently, having a uterus only makes you fit for the amateur leagues. Despite that setback however, the all-female league was a massive success,…

Clubs 3/19/15-3/26/15

Goin’ South THE CLIFFS RESORT: 2757 Shell Beach Road, 773-5000 or cliffsresort.com. CUVEE BISTRO AND CHAMPAGNE BAR: 550 1st St., Avila Beach, 595-2245. Live music Thurs. and Sat. 6-9pm. F. MCLINTOCKS SALOON: Two locations: 750 Mattie Road in Pismo Beach and 133 Bridge St. in Arroyo Grande. 773-1892 or mclintocks.com. Live music at the Pismo…

Sip, and be happy

Brewtastic: It’s time for Central Coast Craft Beer Week, hosted March 21 through 29 across a colorful swath of bars and breweries throughout the region. Events include Parabola’s 2015 release by Firestone Walker Brewing Co. on March 21, a local beer tap takeover and brunch at Mother’s Tavern in SLO on March 22, and a…

Cougars & Mustangs

Dr. Anthony Koeninger, professor of history at Cuesta College, has an enthusiasm for life, humanity, his teaching subject, and his cats that fills a room in the best possible way. His laughter and good nature is infectious, and his honesty about his faith and sexual orientation make for a very comforting, safe environment. I was…

Redacted: What remains unknown from the NRC and PG&E about Diablo Canyon

Page 1 contains a short memo. Page 2 features a list of recipients. Pages 3 through 67, however, are blank. Each page—in the public version of the document, anyway—is concealed by a white box, hiding the text the original recipients could access. While it’s not uncommon for documents from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC)—or any…

Office finds a 
proposed marine 
sanctuary nomination insufficient

A proposal to designate an expansive stretch of coastal waters off the Central Coast as a national marine sanctuary has hit a snag. The Northern Chumash Tribal Council authored the Chumash Heritage National Marine Sanctuary proposal and formally submitted it to the Office of National Marine Sanctuaries (ONMS), a division of the National Oceanic and…

Offensive odors are to be outlawed in San Luis Obispo

Following a heated debate about the role of government and the nature of enforcement, a divided San Luis Obispo City Council voted 3-2 during its March 17 meeting to introduce an ordinance that would ban causing “offensive” odors to waft across any parcel or property line. As passed, the ordinance states that “it is hereby…

Hat spat

Are we ready? OK, hold on. I’ve got to put on my Shredder hat before I start vomiting words, otherwise I run the risk of forgetting who I work for. I mean, ostensibly, I work for New Times, but the badass writer-of-the-people truth is that I write for the down-and-out so-and-sos; the can’t-afford-a-$600,000-mortgage, got-a-placard-on-a-barstool-at-McCarthy’s-with-my-name-on-it, salt…

A water and 
air win-win

America’s infrastructure and utilities are becoming more critical and expensive, especially given increasingly destructive impacts of climate change and drought. NASA recently reported that California has roughly one year of water remaining at our present rate of consumption. Water availability from the Sierra snowpack, reservoirs, and aquifers is at its lowest levels in recorded human…

Ask the tough questions about water

Why is it, as the American people, we are willing to spend billions of dollars on machines of war but do nothing about a drought that within one year may close down the farm fields of California? Why is it, as Americans, we pretend there is no human affect on our Earth and its resources,…

Leave out the insults against cyclists

I am a cyclist in my 80s, and I resent being painted with the same brush as H.L. Mounger describes bike riders (“Bicycles are taking over!” March 12). Although I do not disagree with some of the points he raises, I and my fellow riders who are members of the SLO bike club adhere to…

Let kids know that they’re incredible

Thursday, March 19, is Absolutely Incredible Kid Day! It’s a day that Camp Fire has sponsored for the past 19 years. Camp Fire is a national youth development organization. Absolutely Incredible Kid Day is a national letter writing campaign for adults to stop and recognize a special young person in their lives by writing a…

Find a vaccine 
middle ground

In response to “Herd immunity” (March 12): The big issue around the bill 277 is obviously the disagreement of those who immunize and those who don’t. Yet, why force people to immunize in order to have an education when so many people are standing up for answers to why so many deaths and so many…

Contain the nuisance at the dunes

The revised ODSVRA dust control plan for the dunes is a “doozy.” 1) It wants the people and “things” breathing its air to wait another five years to see if their plan works out—an insult to the long-range potential for damaged lungs. 2) It is also going to replant native flora on 20 acres of…

Diablo is old; remember Fukushima

Unbelievable. Somehow I don’t feel any comfort in PG&E’s confirmation that Diablo Canyon Nuclear Plant can withstand a worst-case scenario earthquake on multiple faults surrounding the plant. This plant was designed in the ’60s and has been licensed since 1982. It is old. The original engineering, planning, and building of the plant on multiple faults…

Say no to whiny, childish behavior

We can all remember that whiny kid in school who could not get along with the other children and would exit the play yard saying loudly, “I am going to take my marbles and go home.” Chris Mitchum’s latest antics remind me of this childish behavior. First, he did not take the high road of…


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