Thursday, September 3, 2015     Volume: 30, Issue: 6
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What was your favorite year of college?

Freshman: Wait, what!? No parents, and all you can eat dining hall!?
Sophomore: That first noise violation felt oh so sweet!
Senior: I celebrated doing it in four by washing that senioritis down with Fireball.
Let’s just say I took the path less traveled for my college education.

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The following article was posted on January 1st, 2014, in the New Times - Volume 28, Issue 23 [ Submit a Story ]
The following articles were printed from New Times [newtimesslo.com] - Volume 28, Issue 23

Billie Holiday, where are you?

Brent Dannells - Grover Beach

A few new verses I wrote for the old jazz blues classic, “Tain’t Nobody’s Bizness”:

If I should take a notion/ To jump into the ocean,/ ’Tain’t nobody’s bizness if I don’t wear a bathing suit./ Yeah, at Pirate’s Cove, we run around bare,/ Without a stitch of underwear./ ’Tain’t nobody’s bizness if we do.