John Kelley
carpenter
“The skunk, because they smell so bad when they spray my dog.”
Reuben Espino
photographer/apartment manager
“I would leave behind the goat. Well, it makes too much racket and noise—makes irritating noise. Reminds me of a couple of my exes.”
Ian Johnson
sales
“The unicorn, because then it won’t be missed by today’s world. It won’t break anyone’s heart that way.”
Gini Griffin
painter
“I think I’d leave a scorpion behind. I think they’re sort of scary.”
This article appears in Mar 24-31, 2011.