Sep 11-18, 2014

Sep 11-18, 2014 / Vol. 29 / No. 7

Cover Story

Which two presidents would you pick to fight each other and why?

Coy Humphrey student “The Roosevelts. You’ve got the family thing and they’re both pretty stubborn, tough guys.” Barrie See retired “Teddy Roosevelt and Obama, because when Teddy makes his mind up, he sticks to it.” Sydney Ross student “Abe Lincoln and George Bush. It’s like good vs. evil.” Olivia Dully student “Abe Lincoln and John…

Class act

It can be an extremely strange and unnerving experience to run into people from your past. One day, you’re grocery shopping, checking if they still sell Butterfinger ice cream, and then, in a flash, there’s ol’ Chalky Studebaker. He’s looking good now—wearing Banana Republic, shopping for $75 wine, clearly wealthy from the cut of his…

Citizens ask for maximum punishment in an animal cruelty case

When he first arrived, he was still covered in scars and had to have his burns treated daily with a variety of salves. Both his ears were burned at the top, and his left cornea is scarred. “Those are still the scars from that horrendous burning,” said Kim Sturla, executive director and co-founder of Animal…

Bayonet of pigs

Yeah, I used the word “pigs.” No, I’m not calling all cops pigs. But if you’re more concerned by that term than what you’re about to read, you need to reasses your priorities. I’m gonna lay some knowledge from The Departed on you: “Let me tell you something. They signed up to use their weapons.”…

Let the Atascadero elections go forward

Atascadero is having a meaningful City Council election for a change. We have six creditable candidates running for three council seats. I thank them all for taking this challenge. Three incumbents are backed by A Better Atascadero (ABA) and their war chest. Three challengers are on their own. They hope their passion for Atascadero’s well-being,…

Safety first?

Yeah. Me, too. Like Marty Wright (“That wave was needlessly exaggerated,” Aug. 21), I’m going to run to Diablo Canyon when the Big Quake comes. What could be better than being surrounded by hundreds of thousands of pounds of highly radioactive waste, a lot of it in open pools, all jostling around? — Medusa Ward…

SLO city officials are despicable

Try to get some basic service in the city of SLO, and staff will tell you there is not enough money. Try to reason with the council about their responsibility, they will say how much they appreciate hearing from concerned citizens, nothing changes, and of course there is no money. Just ask staff who took…

The law is the law–and for good reason

Regarding the Hodin cartoon in the Sept. 4 issue of New Times: The California Department of Public Health Licensing and Certification Program makes patient safety its No. 1 priority. The Licensing and Certification Program (L&C) enforces state and federal laws and regulations to ensure that patients receive appropriate care. Understanding that every patient is unique,…

The latest gadgets cost more than money

Hey, you! Yeah, with the iPhone. Did you know that people may have been murdered so that you could use that gizmo to send a message to your BFF? And you with the laptop. Women could very well have been raped so that you could log on and check the market report. You should also…

Support Sjany De Groot

We strongly support Sjany de Groot and the work her loving family and staff does for children with special needs. Our granddaughter has a serious genetic disorder that affects her brain activity and prevents her from speaking, walking, and living a normal life. The De Groot Home has done an extraordinary job of nurturing and…

A second defendant is charged in a rape case

On the afternoon of Sept. 4, the San Luis Obispo County District Attorney’s Office charged Richard Scott Brooks, 38, of San Francisco, with 15 felonies associated with his alleged rape, sodomy, human trafficking, and prostitution of a 17-year-old “Jane Doe.” SLO County Sheriff’s deputies originally arrested Brooks in Fremont on Sept. 2, in connection with…

The Arroyo Grande City Council declines to further investigate an ‘incident’

Despite receiving scathing criticism and strongly worded accusations of a “cover-up” from locals, the Arroyo Grande City Council declined during their Sept. 9 meeting to further investigate a July 3 “incident” involving City Manager Steve Adams and Community Development Director Teresa McClish. To recap, Adams and McClish were discovered by Arroyo Grande police officers at…

San Luis Obispo man arrested on suspicion of torture

As of press time, 33-year-old San Luis Obispo resident Timothy John Hayes was in jail after being arrested on Sept. 8 for a variety of suspected crimes, including torture and assault with a deadly weapon. At 11:30 p.m. that night, police responded to a call that took them to the Chevron Station at Santa Rosa…

Cougars & Mustangs

For even now, my friends, I craft a spell, ensnaring those who wander in its core, some caught off guard by the ethereal knell, some there on purpose, always craving more. For words and thoughts contain within them pow’r, and if you’d like some sampling on your tour, come afternoon, upon the seventh hour of…

Field laws: A recently passed bill tightens sexual harassment regulations for field contract laborers

In August, state regulators passed a bill designed to address sexual harassment in California’s agricultural fields—something the bill’s proponents say is far too common. Sen. Bill Monning (D-Salinas), the bill’s author, said he was inspired by a documentary produced by Frontline and the Center for Investigative Reporting, Rape in the Fields. The documentary highlights instances…

Correction

The name of the band that won the Best Rock Alternative category at the New Times Music Awards was misidentified in a photo in the Sept. 4 article “The Big Winners.” The correct name was Odonovan.

Morro Bay officials oppose Dynegy wave parks

Morro Bay city councilmembers voiced unanimous opposition to two proposed wave-power-generation facilities off the coast. “It looks to me, in the proposal … that they just ignored everything the fishermen said,” Councilwoman Nancy Johnson said of Dynegy’s permit application with the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC) for wave parks in Estero Bay and off Point…

Vina Robles Winery’s 2011 Estate Petite Sirah

Guitars, cadillacs, and … petite sirah? Yeehaw! I recently revisited the wines of Vina Robles after a bang-up concert at the winery’s state-of-the-art amphitheater featuring none other than Dwight “Elvis shimmy” Yoakam. Although I do feel the Paso Robles venue could stand to tear out a few chairs to make room for dancers to shake…

New Frontiers’ ‘Perfect Blend’ Juice

Regardless of how you feel about the New Frontiers-to-Whole Foods switchover, there is one thing you should know: Now is the time to enjoy the freshly juiced concoctions you’ve come to know and love while shopping for bulk nuts and organic produce. Word on the street is that the Whole Foods sign will go up…

Beer, take me away

A new brew for you: SLO Brew recently released its new Fresh Hop IPA, using locally sourced Cascade hops from Arroyo Grande, so hop down to the eatery and venue for a cold, frothy first taste … Speaking of IPAs, you’ve got to try Bang the Drum Brewery’s King Mate English style IPA, perfectly balanced…

Wine time

Howl at the moon: The Mighty Croon Dogs will kick out the jams at Poalillo Vineyards in Paso Robles on Sept. 20, so don’t ditch your sunscreen just yet … Ever wonder how wine is successfully blended? Demystify the magical process yourself with First Crush Cellars’ Art of Blending Workshop Sept. 20 at the Paso…

Discover

Growing greatness: It’s time again for the Ag Harvest Festival in Arroyo Grande, featuring a grape stomp, fruit and veggie growing contests, agricultural displays, ice cream, whiskerino competition, parade, and so much more than can be listed here on Sept. 26 to 27 in downtown AG, so bring the whole family … Walk the bamboo…

Are you ready for juicy, just-picked heirloom bliss?

There is nothing quite like the satisfying goosh of a fallen tomato exploding under foot. I’m head-deep in Windrose Farm foliage, crouching on my haunches with my trusty Cannon perched toward the heavens. Dirt be damned—I’ve found the perfect cluster of waxy, yellow orbs, and their striking color demands nothing less than a bold “rockstar”…

CLUBS – 9/11-9/18

THE CLIFFS RESORT: 2757 Shell Beach Road, 773-5000 or cliffsresort.com. CUVEE BISTRO AND CHAMPAGNE BAR: 550 1st St., Avila Beach, 595-2245. Live music Thurs. and Sat. 6-9pm. F. MCLINTOCKS SALOON: Two locations: 750 Mattie Road in Pismo Beach and 133 Bridge St. in Arroyo Grande. 773-1892 or mclintocks.com. Live music at the Pismo Beach location…

Weezer takes us back to the garage for Vina Robles debut on Sept. 12

Something truly magical happens when any song from Weezer’s 1993 self-titled debut record, known universally as The Blue Album, hits any jukebox at any bar across America. Suddenly, beers are swaying in the air as Gen Xers, Gen Yers, Millennials, and even the odd Baby Boomer shooting pool bursts into song. It’s weird, but awesome. …

SLOMA screens PBS documentary about origami, Between the Folds

No matter where you went to school as a kid, you more than likely encountered origami. Whether it was building leapfrogs for fun or cranking out 1,000 paper cranes in a factory-like fashion for a very off-kilter teacher who shall remain nameless, folding paper was commonplace around the ages of hot lunches and watching Spongebob…


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