Dec 29, 2016 – Jan 5, 2017

Dec 29, 2016 - Jan 5, 2017 / Vol. 31 / No. 23

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Countdown: The top ten stories that defined 2016 for SLO County

We know. You’re happy 2016 is over. It was a train wreck in general, although we’re glad there wasn’t an actual railroad accident that blew up an oil train in SLO County (some people are definitely worried that could happen). Donald Trump will be our president next year (as one New Times reader put it:…

What is your New Year’s resolution?

Chris Delgado manager and bartender “To create more artwork, because I want to be more expressive.” Austin Gerety Cal Poly grad “I want to move to a different state because I want to have a different experience and get out of the California bubble.” John-o Roberts Cuesta College student “Date less models and cry less…

Clink a drink

Feeling lucky, punk? You could win tickets to Blendfest on the Coast coming up Jan. 13 to 15 featuring more than 30 unique local blended wines at Cambria Pines Lodge! Enter before Jan. 9 by following @highway1route on Instagram and follow the contest rules … Cocktail hour is back, baby. Stop by The Hatch in…

Down the Yellow Brick Road: Celebrate NYE with ‘The Wizard of Oz’

Finish out 2016 in style with a visit to see the Wizard! Orchestra Novo presents an evening watching the classic movie The Wizard of Oz accompanied by a full symphony orchestra playing entirely new transcriptions of Harold Arlen’s brilliant lost scores, along with Judy Garland’s original 1939 studio recordings, on Dec. 31 at 7:30 p.m.…

Clubs 12/29/16 – 1/5/16

Goin’ South THE CLIFFS RESORT: 2757 Shell Beach Rd., Shell Beach, 773-5000, cliffsresort.com. FIGUEROA MOUNTAIN BREWING CO.: Singer/Songwriter Night every Wed. from 7:30-10pm. 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 474-8525, figmtnbrew.com. 12/30: Michael D. Keeney from 8:30-11pm; 12/31: Ghost from 9:30-11pm. HARRY’S NIGHT CLUB AND BEACH BAR: Cypress and Pomeroy, downtown Pismo Beach, 773-1010. Thurs.:…

Blast from the Past: The White Seal

When? 1975 | What’s it rated? NR | Where’s it available? DVD. Based on a story from Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book, The White Seal is a 24-minute short by animator Chuck Jones, which originally aired on CBS in 1975. Narrated by Roddy McDowell, the film tells the story of Kotick the seal (McDowell), who,…

The business of art: Cuesta College offers art gallery class

Art goes up and art come down. Such is the cycle at a gallery, at least to the layman. The nitty gritty of booking an artist, shipping their work, and arranging said work is far more complicated than that, as Cuesta College professor Michelle Craig knows. “They’re making a visual argument like writers are crafting…

Local reps write to state for water and housing fixes

Paso Robles has high hopes for two projects that could bring much-needed solutions to some of the city’s most pressing issues. But both projects, one a facility to produce recycled water for the community and the other to turn a former juvenile correctional facility into a transitional housing complex, require action from the state to…

Erik Howell cleared of FPPC violation allegations

As former SLO City Mayor Jan Marx and one of her advisors face a new dispute over campaign donations, state investigators have closed the book on another political controversy that originated in nearby Pismo Beach. State investigators with the Fair Political Practices Commission (FPPC) recently cleared California Coastal Commissioner and Pismo Beach City Councilman Erik…

Nipomo CSD continues to weigh water restrictions

The Nipomo Community Services District’s board of directors is continuing to mull whether to enact additional water restrictions that could impact service to ongoing construction projects in the area. The board didn’t take any formal action at its Dec. 14 meeting, but it received a report on the status of its intent-to-serve letters for water…

Trump’s attorney general pick could harsh Pismo’s buzz

All politics is local, and that certainly seemed to be the case for the city of Pismo Beach when it comes to discussing the legalization of recreational marijuana in California. During a Dec. 20 debate about whether to extend an emergency ban on the outdoor cultivation, sales, and other recreational marijuana-related activities in the city,…

SLO County’s tree ordinance narrows to oak clear-cutting

When neighbors to Justin Vineyards and Winery caught the conglomerate clear-cutting hundreds of acres of oak woodlands west of Paso Robles in June, they also revealed that San Luis Obispo County had little on the books to make the act illegal. A new draft ordinance released by the county last month could change that. The…

A New Year’s resolution: Exercise your constitutional rights

The U.S. political system is letting itself go. After generations of hard fought expansions toward political equality through the 14th, 15th, and 19th Amendments, the Voting Rights Act of 1965, and numerous landmark Supreme Court decisions, we are now backsliding into the dark waters of dysfunctional institutions, institutions that are supposed to safeguard the most…

Morons, I salute thee!

What a year, SLO County! There was no shortage of political shenanigans, stupidity, and slime in 2016. Our intrepid news team has already recapped the 10 biggest stories of the year, but aside from the usual suspects—the county supes, various city officials, and NIMBY gadflies du jour—a few otherwise private citizens set themselves up for…


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