Dennis the
Menace
So on Tuesday the Tribune blared "Chief cleared
of rape claim" across its front page, something I did with admittedly
less fanfare a couple weeks ago in this very column when I wondered why
Atascadero Police Chief Dennis Hegwood would risk a quick, illicit diddle
at a friend's house when others were in the next room. And now the district
attorney has cleared Hegwood of any criminal charges, thus agreeing with
me, which is a first, I think.
Then on Wednesday, the Trib called for Hegwood's
resignation, and I thought, Hey, waaaaait a minute-that's what
I was going to do. They went on to cite 30 years of questionable
behavior on the part of a police chief who shouldn't have been hired in
the first place. It's curious that the Trib had all this information
going back to Hegwood's days in Riverside and Rialto, but chose to withhold
it from its news stories, presumably to give Tuesday's editorial some
extra oomph. A checkered past filled with reprimands, resignations, and
firings seems legitimate fodder for a news story. Well, at least, at New
Times. Did I say that? Shut my mouth.
But never mind Hegwood's distant past for now. Before
he shinnies up his badge and straps his weapon back on, let's check out
his more recent shenanigans.
With all the rape stuff behind him, he'll be returning
as Atascadero's police chief after having gotten himself in an embarrassing
sexual twaddle that called into question his ability to judge his own
judgments.
What kind of police chief decides to drive to an
Atascadero neighborhood on city time to have sex with the wife of a professional
acquaintance? One who's figured out the system, that's for sure. Why don't
we get to do stuff like that around this dump? I wonder if, while driving
over there, Hegwood just for a moment considered it might not be such
a great idea.
When he arrived at the house, there's this woman
tanked and stoned, quite obviously so, and there's the chief of police
knowing full well that a crime's been committed - possession of marijuana
at the very least. But this time he doesn't follow the law and his instincts,
because the crime offers something for him: Maybe the perp will put out.
Does this mean that Hegwood can be bought in the
future if he finds it in his best interest, too? Sounds kinda like it.
From a morally corrupt citizen like me, this is good information to have
whenever I find myself in Atascadero. There's only one thing missing,
of course: the price. I'll keep you informed.
And I have to wonder about the judgment exercised
by Atascadero's top cop, who not only had sex with a drunken stoner, but
did it knowing there were two teenage girls in the next room. If Hegwood
were taking a police report instead of being in one, he'd certainly discover
that his eyebrows were rising involuntarily. It's automatic police physiology.
There's plenty of other strange Hegwood behavior
to consider, not the sort generally associated with a police chief. He
"retired" from his job without notice, then he "un-retired" himself before
being placed on administrative leave by Atascadero City Manager Wade McKinney.
Playing now-I'm-the-police-chief-and-now-I'm-not sounds like fun. If you're
7.
Am I being overly moralistic here and blatantly
nitpicky? Well, maybe, I guess - that is, if it was anyone besides the
guy who'd bust my buddies in two seconds if he thought they might have
toked a little weed to brighten the night, and who also happens to oversee
a corral full of cops sworn to do just that.
Is Hegwood the department's moral leader? Raise
your hand if you think so. Looks like we're pretty much in agreement that
he is. Then I guess the cops of Atascadero should be given the same opportunity
to get laid on city time and let my stoner pals go and take a few months
off with pay while the sheriff and the district attorney investigates
them - and then head back to work, victims falsely accused, to be honored
by the city for devotion to duty and all that other crap.
I'm not a big fan of double standards, except when
I'm the beneficiary, which doesn't happen often enough, now that I think
of it. And although Hegwood may have some complaints about this whole
affair, that sure isn't one of them.
Probably the biggest revelation in the Trib's
Wednesday editorial was the vote of no confidence in Hegwood by the Rialto
Police Association when he was that city's police chief in the 1990s -
over 91 percent said they had no confidence in his leadership.
Which brings us back to Atascadero's City Manager
Wade McKinney, the guy responsible for hiring this disaster of a police
chief in the first place. He'll be reinstating Hegwood sometime soon,
and I'll be wondering why.
McKinney says he was aware of the Rialto police
department's vote prior to his hiring Hegwood - but not through any effort
of his own. The Atascadero cops did some digging and provided McKinney
with a report that should have set off alarm bells in his brain box.
McKinney can't win here. If he wasn't aware of Hegwood's
checkered past and sloppy ethics and questionable morals, then he doesn't
know how to do his job. If he was aware, then he shouldn't have hired
Hegwood to begin with.
It's really simple. Dennis Hegwood is an embarrassing
liability whose only concern right now is hanging on to his job long enough
to get his full retirement pay.
Wade McKinney is stuck in the middle, wondering
which decision will unleash the least amount of hell.
You're on the sidelines, enjoying a delicious hometown
scandal.
And I'm ready for Chief Hegwood to resign or get
fired, like real soon if you know what I mean - and I sure am glad I get
to write this column anonymously. ³
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