Monica Reyes
server
“A mammoth would be cool. Elephants are so majestic: Could you imagine one twice the size and fluffy?”
Brittany Carnes
restaurant manager
“Patrick Swayze. I miss that guy.”
Adam Weisner
student
“I’d bring back the Black Western Rhino because those guys just went out unnecessarily.”
Bradley Ryan
server
“Pterodactyl, but solely for the purpose of enforcing bad Karma.”
This article appears in Apr 3-10, 2014.