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How well do you think SLO County is complying with the shelter-at-home order?

  • We're doing great. Most businesses are closed, and it looks like social distancing is happening.
  • Only so-so. Too many people are still crowding on hikes, parks, and beaches.
  • We need to do way better. At this rate, I don't see us flattening the curve.
  • How should I know? I've been home for two weeks straight!

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Recent Comments

  • Re: Closed and confused

    • I think the fact that liquor stores also sell food makes them an "essential business."…

    • on April 2, 2020
  • Re: Closed and confused

    • Those that can't, sell booze (/drugs).

      Loser establishments

    • on April 2, 2020
  • Re: Closed and confused

    • Guns, pot and liquor are a necessity - at a Willie Nelson concert!

    • on April 2, 2020
  • Re: tRump's America

    • I agree with Mike, but only on speaking the same language. Language delineate people. Remember…

    • on March 28, 2020
  • Re: Slow your roll

    • You were rolling until you brought my POTUS Trump into your rant. Our POTUS and…

    • on March 28, 2020
  • Re: Park the snark

    • My concern with this shelter-in-place community-enforced quarantine is it leaves the door open for people…

    • on March 20, 2020

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