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Split the state in five for the children 

San Luis Obispo

With respect to the proposed “South California” secession:

Oh dear, another halfway measure. The answer is to divide into five states: South Coast would become DEMENTIA, the Central Coast would become PRETENSIA, the Bay Area would become PERVERSIA, the northmost counties would become CANNABIS, and the eastern tier would become WEST REDNECK. Each child in what is now one state would have five times the chance to become a governor, supreme court justice, legislator, and so on. It’s time to provide our children with this expansion of opportunity. It’s for the children!

Readers Poll

Do you think the SLO County Board of Supervisors should have gone against their policy that states funding for independent special districts should not result in a net fiscal loss to the county?

  • A. Yes, the housing and job opportunity the Dana Reserve is bringing is important
  • B. No, it's giving special privileges to the Nipomo Community Services District
  • C. I trust them, they know what's best for the county
  • D. What's going on?

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