Los Gross-os is more like it 

Would someone please, please break the fingers of the architect who designed the monstrosity at LOVR and South Bay in Los Osos? What’s it called — “Village Oaks,� “We Cut Oaks,� “Used to be Oaks�? God, what an eyesore.

While you’re at it, could you tell the owners of the cemetery that they need a larger sign? Really, come on now. Do you think having a sign that is visible from the Cuesta Grade promotes your business?

“Hey, honey, where should we bury grandpa?�

“Hmmm, I know, how about that place way out in Los Osos? See it? Right there.�

Signed, I love the smell of sewage in the morning.

Sam Farmer

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