I have to admit I was a little skeptical about whether or not Sylvia would be any good. The Drama Desk Award-winning play puts an unusual twist on the ever-popular plot device of a love triangle between a man and the two women competing for his heart; this time, one of the women is a dog.
Here’s a quick synopsis: One day, middle-aged, middle-class Manhattanite Greg (Peter S. Hadres) brings home Sylvia (Stephanie Philo), a street-smart Poodle mix he’s found in the park. Bogged down by trouble at work, Greg is instantly smitten with Sylvia and her zeal for life. Greg’s wife Kate (Catalina Maynard), however, is none too pleased with the idea of owning a dog again. Sylvia soon becomes a rival for Greg’s affection, and Kate is shocked to find that “the other woman” threatening her 22-year marriage is not the expected stilettoed trollop, but a four-legged, crotch-sniffing canine.
Don’t get me wrong—I love dogs. I swoon over puppies just as much as the next girl (heck, probably even more), but there’s something I just don’t buy about people playing pets. Blame it on my days performing as Sheep No. 2 in my church’s production of Noah’s Ark.
In this respect, kudos have to go to costume designer Juliane Starks, who subtly captures Sylvia’s canine characteristics with a fuzzy, brown vest; heart-shaped dog tag and choker; and leather dog harness. No shaggy dog costumes here, thank you! Sylvia—or, as Kate calls her, Saliva—also sports some adorable bows in her hair whenever Greg takes her to the groomer. Coupled with the mini skirt that displays what Greg calls her “cute little butt,” it’s easy to see why Kate gets jealous. Yes, we’re still talking about a dog here.
Under the direction of Patricia M. Troxel, Philo slides seamlessly back and forth between adorable pup and near-human muse. At one point, when Philo lies by the couch chewing on Kate’s beloved copy of Shakespeare’s All’s Well That Ends Well, I swear I saw Poodle hairs starting to sprout. And in another scene at the park, Philo uproariously answers the question every dog owner wants to know: “Why do dogs love to chase cats?”
“You stink, Kitty! ... You're a sack of shit! Up yours with a 10-foot pole!” she growls toward the audience, her body straining mightily against her leash. “You’re a disgrace to the Animal Kingdom!”
Philo’s castmates Hadres and Maynard both do an amiable job as Sylvia’s owners, Greg and Kate. Their portrayal of a couple transitioning into middle age is quite believable, as are their affection for and exasperation with each other. I also thoroughly enjoyed watching Maynard orchestrate Kate’s unraveling from Shakespeare-spouting professional to jealous harpie wife, who literally wrestles Sylvia to the floor in an act of canine-esque dominance.
And all three players are in top form when the Sylvia-Greg-Kate triangle comes together for a rousing—and quite ridiculous—rendition of Cole Porter’s “Every Time We Say Goodbye.”
Likewise, ample praise must go to the scene-stealing Richard Gallegos, who is billed only as “Man,” but shows up throughout the play as three very distinct characters. First, there’s said man, the fellow dog owner who warns Greg about the dangers of getting too close to one’s dog. Gallegos then swaps the Brooklyn accent and macho demeanor for the Upper East Side drawl and refined flair of Phyllis, a friend from Kate’s days at Vassar. Over several glasses of scotch, the ladies commiserate about their husbands’ bizarre preoccupations with animals.
Gallegos shows up once more as Leslie, Kate and Greg’s sexually ambivalent marital counselor. Swiveling expertly in a rolly chair and gesticulating wildly, Gallegos takes what could have been a stereotype or throwaway role and makes it pure gold.
Of course, a good portion of the credit must go to Gurney himself. Except for an extremely out-of-place line from Greg about careers being a “phase women are going through these days,” the writing is witty and very relatable. In fact, it’s the ability to relate to the audience that I find most charming about this play. Anyone who has ever loved a pet (perhaps a little too much) or fed a similar obsession can see him or herself in Greg. And anyone who has ever tolerated a loved one’s obsession can see him or herself in Kate. And then there’s Sylvia, the fun-loving, tail-chasing mutt who reminds us all: What’s life without a little playtime and a good friend with whom to share it?
Amy Asman, who is News Editor of New Times’ sister newspaper Santa Maria Sun, wants a dog. Send breed recommendations to her at [email protected].
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