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Wednesday, June 19, 2013 Volume: 27, Issue: 46
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New Times / Street TalkWhat is the corniest joke your dad has told?
Danielle Mullerystudent“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Ralph.” “Ralph who?” “Ralph, it’s your puppy.”
Amber Domakostudent“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Banana.” “Banana who?” “Banana you!” 
Amanda Woodlestudent“A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘We have a drink named for you.’ And the grasshopper says, ‘Really? You have a drink named Steve?’”
Ben Maertensstudent“Whenever we take road trips and we see roadkill, like a cat, he says, ‘Aw, look at the sleeping kitty.’” |
Nipomo pipeline survives injunction attempt
Anticipating the end - With yet another fumigant facing stricter regulations due to health risks, strawberry farmers wonder what's next
Hobnobbing with Helen
Community Notebook 6/13-20
A generous donation helps fight domestic violence
Corrections
Once-a-month hearings scheduled for murder case
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