Wednesday, June 19, 2013     Volume: 27, Issue: 46
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What should San Luis Obispo do with John Ryan Mason now that he's been reinstated?

Continue to give him a break, everyone almost kills somebody once in a while.
Assign him to Dalmatian pooper-scooper duty.
Stay the reinstatement course, but end Charlie Hines' carte blanche with picking favorites.
Let Dan Carpenter duke it out with him in a winner-take-all bare-knuckle brawl.

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What is the corniest joke your dad has told?


Danielle Mullery

Danielle Mullery

student

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Ralph.”

“Ralph who?”

“Ralph, it’s your puppy.”

 

Amber Domako

Amber Domako

student

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Banana.”

“Banana who?”

“Banana you!”

Amanda Woodle

Amanda Woodle

student

“A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘We have a drink named for you.’ And the grasshopper says, ‘Really? You have a drink named Steve?’”

 

Ben Maertens

Ben Maertens

student

“Whenever we take road trips and we see roadkill, like a cat, he says, ‘Aw, look at the sleeping kitty.’”