Monday, May 21, 2012     Volume: 26, Issue: 42
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The aquatic anachronism

Cover Story

The aquatic anachronism

BY COLIN RIGLEY

It’s been called “Morro Bay Seal Penitentiary,” “Seal Guantanamo,” “the worst aquarium in the world,” “torture chamber,” “fish dungeon,” and “the saddest aquarium on Earth.” In the dimly lit room of the Morro Bay Aquarium, a woman wiped away tears as she passed one of about a dozen tanks. “These animals belong in the ocean,” she muttered. ... [ Read More ]

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Music: Counting down
 
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News

Excelaron drilling proposal inches forward

BY COLIN RIGLEY

Here’s the cliché tally for the first appeal hearing on Excelaron’s proposed drilling operation in the Huasna Valley: • Standing room only. • Property rights of t...

Paso aims to come down hard on seedy massage parlors

BY NICK POWELL

Paso Robles Mayor Duane Picanco and Councilman Fred Strong will chair an ad hoc committee tasked with passing an ordinance that would regulate massage parlors and help put an ...

'Pain' ahead for Grover Beach

BY MATT FOUNTAIN

The May 7 Grover Beach City Council meeting was a sobering event for city leaders, staff, and residents alike, as city staffers presented the most recent draft of the budget f...

SLO spurns bar owners

BY MATT FOUNTAIN

When the city of San Luis Obispo began to wage its war against late-night alcohol-related problems three years ago, restaurant and bar owners said they were needlessly being t...

Coming up dry

BY COLIN RIGLEY

Nipomo residents have given their two cents on a proposal to tap into a new water supply from Santa Maria. Actually, they gave a lot more than two cents, most of it opposing t...

Clarification and correction

In the article “Paso dismisses Grand Jury critique” (May 10), City Manager Jim App’s actions were misstated. He disputed the Grand Jury’s findings and outlined the Gra...

Dream boat

BY GLEN STARKEY

The excitement is palpable among the gathering throng of about 100, who wait anxiously for a crane to arrive and place Nick Del Giorgio’s catamaran in the water for the very...

The death of the boring ol' tech talk

BY ASHLEY SCHWELLENBACH

None of this surprises me,” the raspy and deeply masculine voice intones. “Technology got stronger, but we got weaker.” Sgt. Frank Woods of the U.S. Marine Corps conclu...

Cougars & Mustangs

BY CHRIS WHITE-SANBORN

Popcorn munching.* They’ve come from all over the country! ... They’ve come from all over the WORLD! ... And NOW they’ve come for ... their COMMENCEMENT! *A woman scream...

Commentary

Still alive

BY DAVE CONGALTON

This has been an interesting year at KVEC radio, and we’re not even halfway through 2012. I marked my 20th anniversary with the station in January, followed by that little f...

Letters

I can decide if Morro Bay candidates reflect my values

Kathy Ryan

I am offended by Dan Glessman’s letter (“Bring in leaders who’ll continue local control,” May 10) suggesting I can’t make up my own mind just because I received thre...

A rising tide lifts all boats

Travis Ford

Recently I read a letter-to-the-editor from Dan in Morro Bay (“Bring in leaders who’ll continue local control,” May 10) ... and was downright confused. He threw out a lo...

I'm voting for Christine Johnson

Dawn Addis

I am writing this letter on behalf of Christine Johnson, candidate for Morro Bay City Council. I have known Christine as community volunteer, parent, neighbor, and friend. C...

We need officials to bring vitality to Morro Bay

Anne Reeves

Despite a 35-year-old relationship with Morro Bay, I am still considered an outsider by some. It was that long ago, however, that I persuaded my less than year old granddaught...

Why not a debate, Waage?

Sheila Blake

So now I go to my mailbox and find the latest example of misdirected energy and expenditure for the 3rd district. Who or what has the money and time to print a two-sided, colo...

Adam Hill put us on an upswing

Karen Bright

Adam Hill is a forward-thinking, serious, equitable, and accessible county supervisor. As a resident of SLO County and a councilmember for the city of Grover Beach, I am very...

Like a good neighbor, Ed Waage's there

Janet Taylor

I have the skinny on a guy that’s been in the news lately. I know him really well. He’s been my neighbor for years—right next door. He’s Ed Waage. He’s a stand-up ...

Jim Patterson cares deeply about the community

Melinda Forbes

I have known Jim Patterson for many years. When my husband and I bought our home in Garden Farms almost 30 years ago, his Bay Laurel Nursery supplied many of the fruit trees a...

Obama is backing the states

Otis Page

There are a number of legal cases winding their way toward federal courts that address the issue of whether the equal protection clause of the Constitution guarantees gay men ...

Shredder

Where the wild things aren't

I’ll never forget the thrill of my first encounter with Max and the events that occurred on the night he wore his wolf suit “and made mischief of one kind and another.” ...

Street Talk

What is the worst or most interesting experience you’ve had with an animal?

Morgan Dahl Oriana Macki-Nelson Alex Leanse Coleen Lorenz

Strokes and Plugs

Bringing (music) power to the people

BY ANA KORGAN

If you harbor a burning ambition to make Katy Perry’s supposed fireworks look like sparklers or the ring Beyonce encouraged men to put “on it” look like crackerjack blin...

Arts

Where the wilderness is

BY NICK POWELL

This weekend, I discovered a place with no walls or ceilings, where the only source of light was a warm and wacky ball of fire that seemed to float inside some kind of blue, s...

Betwixt the sheets

BY ANNA WELTNER

Bed sheets are for dreams; bed sheets are for death. Bed sheets are for tossing, rumpling, wrinkling, loving, crying, and staining. They are a cocoon, a nest, and a shroud. A...

The green age is here

BY ANNA WELTNER

The Botanical Engineers has a uniquely cartoony feel to it. It’s the kind of play where a newbie CIA agent and his overbearing boss are liable to erupt into song and begin t...

Few words, many rules

BY ANNA WELTNER

Twenty-five years ago, New Times founder Steve Moss dreamed up a short story competition that would make James Joyce salivate. He challenged readers to tell a tale of love, mu...

Art and cycles

BY ANNA WELTNER

“If the full moon ride and Art After Dark had a baby, they would name it Velonotte,” claim the organizers of an upcoming new bicycle, architecture, and art experience in...

Music

Counting down

BY GLEN STARKEY

You’ve got less than a month to get your tickets, arrange a pet sitter, find someone to water your plants, and dig out the camping gear for the best music weekend on the Cen...

Film

Wicked good

The late-’60s to early-’70s maudlin gothic soap opera Dark Shadows gets the Tim Burton treatment in this comedy-fantasy revolving around an imprisoned vampire named Barnab...

Cuisine

Everybody's workin' for the weekend!

BY KATHY MARCKS HARDESTY

It’s finally come to the point where we have so many events every month, they’re taking place on the same dates and stepping on each other’s ticket sales. While th...

Kathy's Pick

Hug 2010 Mourvedre el Forastero

This remarkable Rhone red is a blend of Mourvedre grown in two vineyards: La Vista in Paso Robles and the Santa Barbara Highlands in eastern Santa Barbara County. Deeply hued ...

Firestone Walker Velvet Merkin

Although I prefer wine over most adult beverages, I found this delightful draft outstanding. Admittedly, it surprised me since I don’t like Guinness. This dark, chocolate-co...

Hot Dates

Art pedal under the moon

Art walks are awfully slow, and bike riding hardly ever features art—until now. Velonotte is the best of both worlds: an art and architecture adventure made by local artists...

A wine-erific weekend

Wine tasting generally requires a lot of driving, which doesn’t mix well with alcohol and kind of ruins the whole point. Thirty years ago, Paso Robles found a simple solutio...

Don’t bite the hand that creates

Paso Robles sure likes festivals. It must have something to do with that City Park of theirs and the way that it’s perfect for such things. Anyway, here’s another one: The...