Friday, May 16, 2008     Volume: 22, Issue: 41

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This weeks review
IRON MAN
BABY MAMA
DRILLBIT TAYLOR
EXPELLED: NO INTELLIGENCE ALLOWED
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY
HEARST CASTLE: BUILDING THE DREAM
MADE OF HONOR
REDBELT
THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM
THE VISTOR
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
YOUNG@HEART
FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO
INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
JELLYFISH
KING CORN
LEATHERHEADS
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN
THE YEAR MY PARENTS WENT ON VACATION

THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM

THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM


Where is it playing?: Fair Oaks, Park

What's it rated?: PG-13

What's it worth?: $6.00

User Rating: 0.00 (0 Votes)

In this made-up movie legend, an immortal known as the Monkey King (Li), is turned to stone by the evil Jade Warlord (Collin Chou). Without his magic staff, the ruler is destined to remain forever frozen. A prophecy states that every 500 years someone is sent on a quest to return the prized pole. This time around, it’s South Boston’s own rabid martial arts fanboy Jason Tripitikas (Michael Angarano). While helping a group of thugs rob an old Chinese shop owner (Jackie Chan), he is whisked back to ancient times. There, he teams up with drunken Master Lu Yan (Chan again) and the Silent Monk (Li again) to give the king his rod. They are also helped by the Golden Sparrow (Yiefi Liu) and tracked by the wicked witch Ni Chang (Bingbing Li). (113 min.)

—Bill Gibron; 
www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/reviews/The-Forbidden-Kingdom